And The Winner….Hamtaro the Antichrist Hamster From New Jersey

Yes friends and neighbors, you heard me. The Hyper-Evil Cuteness of Hamtaro has propelled him to victory in the author smackdown.

Here is a picture of your victor, chomping on a pencil in between re-writing The Death of Ivan Ilyich to star a family of hamsters.

 

 This may be the turning point for Western civilization…and I don’t mean that in a good way.