Interview at The Book Pushers!

Release day for The Zero Dog War went really well. I want to give a special thank you to Bree of Moira Rogers and Ann Aguirre for their Twitter book giveaways of ZDW and their support. Also, I’d like to thank all the people who said great things about the book. You people are awesome, and I give a heartfelt thank you for reading it.

I have a rather long interview  and giveaway at The Book Pushers. http://thebookpushers.com/2011/02/16/interview-giveaway-with-keith-melton/ It might be long, but there’s also a picture of a pirate that I drew…so, y’know, there’s that.

Go check it out! You could win the book just by leaving a comment!

Also, while we’re talking about winning… You can win a Kindle 3 WiFi and cover and skin over here just for leaving a comment: http://moirarogers.com/blog/archives/3465

The Zero Dog War is out!

Whew. I’m not very good at waiting. I mean, if a page takes longer than 6.5 seconds to load I click on something else (okay, I’m not actually that bad. Having small children has taught me a great deal of patience). The good news is that my book The Zero Dog War has finally released at Samhain. Hold on while I spam you with the blurb.

The first bullet is always free. After that, you gotta pay.

After accidentally blowing up both a client facility and a cushy city contract in the same day, pyromancer and mercenary captain Andrea Walker is scrambling to save her Zero Dogs. A team including (but not limited to) a sexually repressed succubus, a werewolf with a thing for health food, a sarcastic tank driver/aspiring romance novelist, a three-hundred-pound calico cat, and a massive demon who really loves to blow stuff up.

With the bankruptcy vultures circling, Homeland Security throws her a high-paying, short-term contract even the Zero Dogs can’t screw up: destroy a capitalist necromancer bent on dominating the gelatin industry with an all-zombie workforce. The catch? She has to take on Special Forces Captain Jake Sanders, a man who threatens both the existence of the team and Andrea’s deliberate avoidance of romantic entanglements.As Andrea strains to hold her dysfunctional team together long enough to derail the corporate zombie apocalypse, the prospect of getting her heart run over by a tank tread is the least of her worries. The government never does anything without an ulterior motive. Jake could be the key to success…or just another bad day at the office for the Zeroes.

Product Warnings

Contains explicit language, intense action and violence, rampaging zombie hordes, a heroine with an attitude and flamethrower, Special Forces commandos, ninjas, apocalyptic necromancer capitalist machinations, absurd parody and mayhem, self-deluded humor, irreverence, geek humor, mutant cats, low-brow comedy, and banana-kiwi-flavored gelatin.

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Yes, folks. This one is a comedy. I should probably put comedy in quotes, now that I think of it, because one person’s “comedy” is another person’s “WTF? That was the stupidest thing I’ve ever read!” Hopefully, even if this falls in the latter category it still scores some laughs.

Here are a couple of early reviews:

http://paranormalbookreviews-kelly.blogspot.com/2011/02/review-zero-dog-war-zero-dog-missions-1.html

http://www.smexybooks.com/2011/02/review-zero-dog-war-by-keith-melton.html

Tantalizing, Yet Not High-Pressure GET-IT-HERE LINK: http://store.samhainpublishing.com/the-zero-dog-war-p-6261.html